I for real heard this conversation today. . . . .In my very own home :
Dad to Mom : Have you seen my little furry balls?
Mom : What furry balls?
Dad : You know, the furry balls that you squeeze with your fists and you roll 'em around.
Mom : What?!
Dad : You know, the ones for my upper arm exercises.
And that's when I realized that my dad WASN'T being a freaking pervert.
Oh, and my mom didn't know where they were. Just in case you were wondering how the story ended.
Hahaha this isn't really related but it reminded me of how the news anchor just about died the other night when she tried to report on Ben & Jerry's new flavor of ice cream, Schweddy Balls.
ReplyDeleteHaha I think I saw that!
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