Me: I have NO butt!
Husband: Yeah you do, I like it.
Me: I've never had a butt and since I've lost all this weight I have like negative butt.
Husband: You were always complaining about being fat and now that you've lost weight you just complain about where you lost it from.
Me: Cause I didn't need to lose any butt!
Husband: Whatever, I'm done complimenting you.
Me: What about my boobs?
I'm never satisfied.
Oh, and we're having another girl. Pray for us, cause we're gonna need it.