I for real heard this conversation today. . . . .In my very own home :
Dad to Mom : Have you seen my little furry balls?
Mom : What furry balls?
Dad : You know, the furry balls that you squeeze with your fists and you roll 'em around.
Mom : What?!
Dad : You know, the ones for my upper arm exercises.
And that's when I realized that my dad WASN'T being a freaking pervert.
Oh, and my mom didn't know where they were. Just in case you were wondering how the story ended.